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Hipster John

John Carson never looks like this

"Figment of the Internet, Writer, Part of Streamfriends @ twitch.tv/streamfriends"

-Twitter bio

FactsEdit

Known on the streets as John "Never Stop Dancing" Carson.

Quotes (alphabetical by game) Edit

Hahn, I'm waiting for you to die so I can take over piloting - FTL: Faster than Light

I can feel space looking at my skin. - FTL: Faster than Light 

He's pretty dreamy. For a head. That body was holding him back. - Lollipop Chainsaw 

LinksEdit

John on Twitter