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Art is a writer/actor living in Los Angeles. For two years he saw the #1 movie in America every week and reviewed it for a project called Box Office Democracy. He can occasionally be seen doing improv comedy at a variety of independent venues.

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Facts Edit

Was basically roommates with Austin Walker for three years at Hofstra University.

Has a possibly possessed coffee maker.

Quotes (alphabetical by game) Edit

Who wouldn't wanna be a queen?! - Dragon Age Origins

That's not a complexion. That's a...situation. - Dragon Age Origins

This is nonsense combat hair. - Dragon Age Origins

Stop talkin' shit about my dog, everyone in this game. - Dragon Age Origins

No, don't go over there, DogSwagger! - Dragon Age Origins

Jessica: "What about no hats?" / Art: "I can't, there's armor in these hats!" - Dragon Age Origins

Keith's Carth's number one fan. We should call him Keith Carthberry. - Dragon Age Origins

Austin LOVES funny hats! - The Sims Medieval

So have we given up on the most expensive cookie? - Rock of Ages

No one dreams of the Jimmy Buffet lifestyle - Rock of Ages

Links Edit

Art on Twitter.

Art's movie reviews on ComicMix.